That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need a hoe opinion
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