If that was your dad, he is hot
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
