I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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