no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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