WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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