yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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