How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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