a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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