Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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