I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I need to calm my uterus...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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