READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm really busy with my period
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