The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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