I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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