Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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