I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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