Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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