I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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