What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
