So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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