I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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