marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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