Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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