We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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