i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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