But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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