Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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