She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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