Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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