The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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