I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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