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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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