did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize
