it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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