whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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