Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
