Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The air taste purple.
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