It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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