Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
