Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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