fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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