3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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