pedialite and red bull = repair kit
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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