so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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