Sponge bath it is.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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