Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
wow bdsm is so cute
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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