It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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