they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
