Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
