its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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