hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize