there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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