thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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